SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH
MY GOD
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS
WHY ARE WE USING CAPITAL LETTERS?????
BECAUSE SHE WAS SUCKING HIS PENIS
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
Unless you have an identical twin. Those lucky bastards
A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.
2 life vests left on the titanic
this one’s for me.. this one’s for my homies who died tonight *tosses into ocean*
some girls in the locker room were discussing how one in ten people are supposed to be LGB etc and ones like “omg then there must be a lesbian here then” and like 5 people looked at me
My friend wanted a sexy action shot of her coming up out of the water and I sort of pressed it too early and…
oh.
IM SORRY BUT HAHAHAHA I LOVE MY DASH
someone put them in a bratz doll box
SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE THAN JUST LEAVING MY DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
